“Hello stock photo models today I have some great ideas”


reminder that Karkat and Equius are the only two trolls who have never attempted murder
Equius killed people all the time to feed Feferi’s lusus
I made you a guide
why is being alive so expensive
You spelled “suck” wrong.
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i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say
- why is being alive so suck
- why is being alive suck
- why is suck
- suck is being alive so expensive
- why suck so expensive
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do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK I SAID THIS TODAY AND MY FRIENDS THOUGHT I WAS BEING DISGUSTING AND THEY TOLD ME PLEASE DONT TRY AND FIND OUT BUT OMG SOMEONE IS JUST AS CRAZY AS ME
hey
A bunch of kevedd doodles. I have a ton of headcanons about Edd and most of them involve him being limbs forever. o/”
Isn’t it the worst feeling ever if you see someone holding their book like this
and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom
oh yes
her date did too
*ducts tapes my laptop together*
*duct tapes my life together*
isnt that what i said
black holes actually exist and here we are worrying about whether people on the internet like us or not
those friends that clap right in your face and then say “haha you flinched” are the worst friends
this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband
they are showing them as people
not as gays and straights
this commercial made me happy
not GAYS, just people
the ENTIRE point of equality
I effing love this so much ❤